A Message From Christian Benteke To The Liverpool Players

Benteke GlennHello to everyone out there who supports Liverpool F.C. My name is Christian Benteke and I’m Aston Villa’s star striker. I don’t give a damn for any defence out there in the footballing world, and it’s always been my priority to scare the hell out of the opposition. I can smell fear in the weak and see terror in my victims eye’s, which gives me so much pleasure, and this pleasure I take can be seen when I’m smashing in the goals for Villa.

By far the weakest defence I’ve come across over the years since I’ve been playing for the Villa, is Liverpool’s, and I’m not joking! I’ve heard that your tattooed doughnut Škrtel, is relishing the forthcoming battle against me; wake up Martin you deluded plank, it might be a battle for you, but it’s child’s play for me. And how about your goalkeeper Mignolet, ha ha that’s right, a lamb to the slaughter!!!

Anyways, once I’ve had my snack of molten lava, I’ll be going to bed to get my beauty sleep, because I like to look good when I’m knocking over the Red Men of Liverpool. I always dream about how I can do harm to the opposition, and my dreams always end up with me as the conqueror, a bad dream for mere mortals like Glen Johnson and Daniel Sturridge, but a sweet dream for me!

Good night Liverpool F.C. I’ll see you tomorrow!!!

Christian Benteke.

5 Replies to “A Message From Christian Benteke To The Liverpool Players”

  1. one of the last few matches you will get to see him in your colours not sure he will be up for another relegation scrap next year.

    • Hey benteke,u are a great player but today with your words you are a fool.you are good and mancity,real madrid, psg,manu are not coming for you,you are a waste because you play sometimes and don’t even know the direction of the ball you play.am a player here in nigeria,am far better as a striker than you just that you have an oppurtunity.am a lfc fan and would have love to play against you today

  2. Hello to you too Mr Benteke, (Star Striker) hope you enjoy your day out tomorrow.
    Hey, as you are so good, why are your team in a relegation fight and why are you the LOWEST scorers in the premier league, in fact, I think Villa are the LOWEST scorers in English football at the moment.
    Big chance for you to put yourself in the shop window today, you never know, a big club like West Brom, Stoke or Crystal Palace might come in for you, could be better than playing in the Championship.
    Enjoy Wembley!!

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